1/1/2007-NEWS CLIP-WWJ on Live Action 3 News in Syracuse, NY

Posted on January 1, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

-Man….I went to the gym this morning to workout and there just happen to be a film crew from Channel 3 there taping stuff for a thing on resolutions. They just broadcast it around 5 PM and I was on it!. It’s funny cause when I do my workouts, it’s w/ low weight/high reps/very little rest. So they actually had a brief close up of me blasting thru bicep arm curls and it looks like I’m really straining-but I’m only lifting a 15 lbs. bar (HA!) The thing is, I almost wore a CAROLINE BLUE shirt to the gym this day and by a fluke choice I had on another one. Oh well, another promo op. blown 🙂 ….What a way to start 2007……BTW…I did get it on video and so did a friend of mine so there is a chance that-with the help of a video capture card-I might be able to get this on a video clip so everyone can see and laugh at my expense! 🙂 ….Stay Tuned……

Update-just went to view it and my tape got eaten! My friend has her copy though. We’ll see…..

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12/11/2006-HONORS-WWJ in February 2007 Issue of Guitar World

Posted on December 11, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

-Hey everyone! Just found out earlier today that I’ve been featured in the “Defenders of the Faith” section in the February 2007 Edition of Guitar World Magazine! Very cool-even though they got my middle initial wrong ( “M” instead of “W”). Course, that’s the alias I use when I want to go out incognito (HA!) 🙂

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12/9/2006-KISS-WWJ Quoted in Issue #4 of Paul Stanley’s Paradise-an Unofficial Fanzine

Posted on December 9, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

-I’m a little late in reporting this cause I’ve been busy (like when haven’t I been right?), but better late than never…. In Issue #4 of Paul Stanley’s Paradise-an Unofficial Magazine-there’s a section called “One Last KISS…” which contains quotes from KISS/Paul Stanley Fans. It just so happens that in Issue #4 one of my quotes was on there! It went like this….

“One of my main influences was KISS & Paul Stanley in particular. The man is so incredibly talented. When I was getting into music, I remember very distinctly being drawn to what he was doing & saying to myself “Here’s a guy who can do many things (sing, play guitar, move onstage, interact w/ a crowd, write & produce) and do them well….”

-I just wanted to say I’m very honored & thankful to be included in this. For those of you interested in subscribing to this fanzine and/or just wanting to check out a very cool site about Paul Stanley, go to PaulStanleysParadise.com

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11/12/2006-PETS-Sleepy Cat :)

Posted on November 12, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

Awww…. 🙂

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10/11/2006-THINKING-Dear My Space / Facebook Teenager…

Posted on October 11, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

*NOTE from 2010-This was originally for My Space only, but could just as easily apply to Facebook (or any other social network site)-hence the addition of “Facebook” to the topic title*

Dear MySpace Teenager,

I am the college entrance examiner who will deny your college application because of what I saw on your My Space page. Despite your perfect SAT scores, and stellar grades, I can’t accept a person of your character onto our campus. You blog about how much you hate your teachers, how drunk you get with your friends, and how you hate the world. Why should I accept you to our school?

I am the person who just interviewed you for that job you so desperately wanted, but I won’t hire you because of what I saw on your My Space page. You came to the interview dressed in a suit, poised and perfect, yet I found you in nothing but a G-string for all the world to see on your My Space page. I cannot have someone such as yourself representing our company to our customers, and so I can’t hire you.

I am your father’s business partner, and I am embarrassed for your family because of what I saw and read on your My Space page. You call yourself “Slut on Fire,” and the comments on your page are just short of pornographic. You have a picture of your family and a picture of yourself in underwear all on the same page. I feel for your family.

I am the sexual predator who would love to meet you because of what I saw on your My Space page. My profile says I’m a 16-year old girl, but I’m actually a 55-year old man. I love the seductive pictures you post, and because of your blogs I know where you work, and where you hang out, and I can find you.

I am your mother, and I am in tears because of what I saw on your My Space page. You blog about sex, drugs, and alcohol. You have tattoos I didn’t even know you had. You share more of yourself with 65 million strangers than you share with me.

I am a My Space Teenager and I don’t realize how vulnerable I am.

Sincerely,

Kelly Jo Horton
MySpace Blogger
http://www.myspace.com/kellyjo2

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10/8/2006-MUSIC-Tiny Tim-“Do You Think I’m Sexy”

Posted on October 8, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

-As Johnny said…’There’s nothing that can be said…” 🙂

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7/18/2006-SURVEY-Time For Another…

Posted on July 18, 2006 by Wayne W. Johnson

…mindless poll! (Thanks Tracey!) 🙂

1. Taco Bell, Chipotle or Baja Fresh?
-I guess I have to go w/ TB-I don’t even know what the other 2 are….

2. Current Favorite song?
-“Bleed & Shout” by XP8 or “Strawberry Letter 22” by The Brothers Johnson or “Ant Music” (Adam & The Ants)

3. AIM Screen name?
-aolsuxs@aol.com

4. Would you change your senior prom date if you had the chance?
-Maybe-but since I didn’t have a date ….or a one night stand even……

5. Skim or Whole Milk?
-1 percent…when I drink the stuff…..

6. Did you have chicken pox as a kid?
-Yes

7. Price of gas you last paid for?
-You mean VISA doesn’t take care of this for me????

8. Wild night of clubbing or hot movie date in front of the fire?
Hot wild sex in front of the fire (woo hoo!)

9. What’s your highest bowling score?
Dammed if I know….

10. Ever signed onto Myspace and under New Cool People, seen someone you know?
-Yep-Me! Turns out it was a guy using my pic to pick up other guys (AAAHHHH!) (j/k)

11. Do you know karate?
-I know it’s a killer cologne 🙂

12. Worst police-related experience?
-Me & Monster Mike got pulled over in the FLM days & they though there was a rifle in my bass case and that our metronome was a bomb! Only in Oneida…..

13. Next concert and with whom?
-Paul Stanley’s solo tour or KISS!

14. The movie you think everyone needs to see?
-“WAYNE-The Movie”….coming to a dollar store near you 🙂

15. The reason you’re at your computer right now?
-Cause I have no other time to get on due to my “wonderful” job……

16. Would you track your kids with a microchip?
-You mean they’re not already installed?

17. Do you own a nalgene bottle?
-A what? is that a Genie who smells like Naugahyde? 🙂

18. Favorite sentimental song?
-“Out of My Life (I Want You)”-CAROLINE BLUE (Shameless Plug)

19. Favorite accent on someone of the opposite sex?
-Groaning 🙂

20. Last time you used your car horn?
-Hardly ever cause the horn is kinda wimpy…..

21. Did you buy your computer from Dell?
-The pickle place? (I know, I know…..)

22. Scariest movie as a child?
-Halloween

23. Do you do your own laundry?
-At times…..

24. Let the Hispanics stay or boot them back over?
Stay-as long as there’s no trouble….(Applies to any group BTW…)

25. Your pick to win the World Series of 2006.
Uh….the CAROLINE BLUE jays? ( Another Shameless Plug)

26. Your favorite soft drink?
-Diet 7UP-but I mostly drink water……

27. Steak or Shrimp?
-Sounds like a lady asking me about a “Johnson Meal” 🙂

28. Cubed ice or crushed ice?
-Cubed-cause you can then take it and slowly caress it on your lady’s body…..

29. Favorite piece of clothing?
-What I wear on stage…..

30. Favorite 80s Group?
-CAROLINE BLUE 🙂

31. If you could go to any concert tomorrow, who would you see?
-KISS/Paul Stanley solo

32. Do you own a planner?
-Not yet but I plan to…..

33. Gym buff, or do you think working out is over-rated?
-Yep-can’t have a flabby WWJ shaking around on those UVTV videos now can we?

34. Can you keep a beat/dance?
-Only if I have a guitar/bass on……

35. Do you play the bounce in beer pong?
-Vas ist Beer Pong?

36. How many times has your profile been viewed?
-Go over there and find out 🙂

37. Favorite McDonalds menu item?
-McChicken Sandwiches for $1!

38. Walmart or Target?
-Target seems classier than Wally World, but Target has no layaway so….

39. Are there dirty dishes in the sink right now?
-Nope.

40. Can you line dance?
-No-that’s why I hire a stunt double…..:)

41. Do you own a TI-83?
-I still haven’t received my TI-82!

42. Most hated class in High School?
-Dammed if I remember…

43. Ever got into a heated debate over religion?
-Kinda-this one guy stopped me at a bus stop and was telling me what Christians are and aren’t & he was going thru a list. Another guy who smoked came up and was nodding his head with what the 1st guy said….until he said “Christians don’t smoke” Talk about a heated debate!

44. Elephant or Donkey?
-Is this a political question?

45. What time is it?
-Time to exercise my forearms…..(woo hoo!)

46. Elaborate why you have the song you do on your profile?
-Cause it’s part of my endless promotion of the band I’m in…..what band you ask? CAROLINE BLUE of course!

47. Favorite item of clothing on the opposite sex?
-Birthday suit

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