10/7/2007-CAROLINE BLUE-“Not For The Innocent” CD Now Available!

Posted on October 7, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

-The NFTI CD is now available in stores thruout Central NY-including The Soundgarden (Syracuse), C&G Music (Baldwinsville), and A&J Music (Oswego). A full listing can be seen at the CAROLINE BLUE ONLINE STORE PAGE where you can also purchase the CD via Paypal.

-Please note that if you haven’t bought the previous CAROLINE BLUE CD “Slave to the Hourglass”, we are featuring a special combo offer for both CDs at a reduced price! Check out the STORE link above to check it out!

-We do know that some people are a little weary of Paypal. We are happy to announce that the NFTI CD is now available at the CAROLINE BLUE CD BABY PAGE. We will be adding more outlets to our list in the future.

-We hope you enjoy our new CD and thank you so very much for all your support. Keep rockin!

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8/17/2007-THINKING-Guy Facts

Posted on August 17, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

Are these True or False? Not sure on all of them, but it’s an entertaining read!

Guy Facts

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

TRUTH: when a guy calls you, he wants some pussy

When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…

TRUTH: when a guy is quiet he is high as a mofo and wants you to shut the fuck too

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong

TRUTH: when a guy stops arguing he again wants you to shut the fuck and drop that shit

When a guy says, “I’m fine, ” after a few minutes,
he means it

TRUTH: when a guy says “I’m fine”, it doesn’t matter if he is or isn’t, just SHUT THE FUCK UP

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do?

TRUTH: when a guy stares at you, he is wondering if your hot enough for him, or what the fuck is on your face

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest
he has the world

TRUTH: when your laying your head on a guy’s chest, he wishes you’d go a bit lower

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

when a guy calls you everyday, your not giving him enough pussy

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

TRUTH: when a good guy says he loves you, he -hey wait…good guy?

When a guy says he can’t live without you
he’s with you till your done

TRUTH: when a guy says he can’t live without you, it’s because he’s loser and cant get none no where else

When a guy says, “I miss you, ”
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

TRUTH: when a guy says he misses you, he’s horny

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

TRUTH: when a girl is quiet, she ain’t got shit to say

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

TRUTH: she is thinking of more shit to bring up, shit that happened like a month ago

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

TRUTH: when a chick looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering who you was fucking around with last night

When a girl answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

TRUTH: when a girl answers “I’m fine” after a few seconds, she is lying to you

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

TRUTH: when a girl stares at you, she is trying to see if you’re lying

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

TRUTH: when a girl lays her head on your chest, she is fucking tired as hell and you took up all the pillow with your fat ass head, or shit she’s drinked up and fitting to pass out

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

TRUTH: when a girl calls you everyday, she is dick whipped

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

TRUTH: when a girl wants to see you everyday, she is making sure you don’t fuck around with some other bitches, or she’s dick whipped

When a girl says, “I’ll love you forever, ”
she means it.

TRUTH: when a girl says “I’ll love you forever” she means until she finds some better

When a girl says that she can’t live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

TRUTH: when says she cant live without you, she is fucking overbearing or desperate

When a girl says, “I miss you, ”
no one in this world can miss you more than that

TRUTH: when a girl says she misses you, she is bored and needs more friends

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8/6/2007-SURVEY-Time For…

Posted on August 6, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

…another survey! 🙂

1.What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
-“Are you Indian?”….Doesn’t really get on my nerves, but I get asked that lot

2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
-We don’t know of each others existence……

3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?
-A toss up between intense lower back pain & my “headaches” when I had them…..

4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?
-Depends of what’s in the drinks….but since I rarely, if ever, drink alcohol…..

5. Do you fold your underwear?
-Are you kidding??? That would cause creases! 🙂

6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
-I think it was to a company asking to cancel a subscription……

7. Have you fired a gun before?
-Yes

8. Name someone you consider a genius?
-Winky 😉

9. What was your favorite childhood toy?
-A stuffed animal that I still have………

10. Name a sound that disturbs you.
-Let’s see……when you’re with a woman and you go down to nibble on her “cookie” and-while doing so-you hear the sound of a whoopee (sp) cushion going off (HA!)

11. Name something random that you would never do.
-Go into a gay bar and ask someone “Do you come here often?” (HA!)

12. Name a person who’s diary you would love to read
-I’m sure the diaries of my “fan club” and/or Ex’s would be rather interesting to read. Ditto with my girlfriend 🙂

13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
-Yes

14. Name something that makes you happy.
CAROLINE BLUE

15. Name something that made you laugh today.
-Seeing a pic of my GF dressed up as a cave woman on another site 🙂

16. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you do it?
-I would do the best I could

17. What is on your refrigerator door?
– KISS & CAROLINE BLUE Magnets

18. Name the closest thing to you that is green.
-The “glow” from the on switch on my computer

19. If someone who didn’t know you had to guess your name, what would it be?
-Tonto (HA!)

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
-The answer should be “this survey” but… 😉

21. Name a movie you are looking forward to watching.
-Can’t think of one at the moment…..

22. Have you ever called 911?
-Not yet…….

23. Name something about women that tends to be true.
-Women tend to be female 🙂

24. Do you own an iPod?
-Not yet

25. What was the last movie you watched?
-Highlander

26. Do any of your friends have children?
-Yes

27. What CD is currently in your CD player?
-“Not For The Innocent” by CAROLINE BLUE…..Available SOON!

28. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
-1%

29. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
-Don’t think so…..

30. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
-Tried it once a long time ago. Not my thing…..

31. Can you whistle?
-Only while I work 🙂

32. What is your favorite line from a song?
– Currently……..”You say “I love you/I’m just not “in love” with you”/I’m so tired of all the lies/there’s no prize for long goodbyes so/I want you (x3) out of my life!”

-From “Out of My LIfe (I Want You)-CAROLINE BLUE

33. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
-Oh yeah……

34. What movie do you know every line to?
-WAYNE:THE MOVIE ( I just answered this in another survey……)

37. Are you wanting any tattoos and piercings?
-No

38. Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos?
-I’m already taken……..

39. What did you do before this?
-Talking on the phone while sending out emails while approving My Space Friends requests while planning on what I’m gonna be doing tomorrow while…….

40. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
-I don’t remember…….

41. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
-More than I believe…….

42. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
-Yes

43. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite?
-Get along better w/ women than men

44. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
-Mostly on my back

45. Do you watch the news?
-At times during the day…….

46. Who was the last person to make you mad?
-GRRRRRR! 🙂

47. Name one place you would rather be right now?
-In an air conditioned bedroom in a house that’s out far away from here 😦

48. Name one ex Boyfriend/girlfriend you would date again if you were single..
-I’m not single…..

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7/2/2007-SURVEY-Survey Time!

Posted on July 2, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

1. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
-a little over a year…..

2. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
-“Periwinkle”

3. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
-depends on which cell phone holder it’s in….

4. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
-Umm….I’m still working on the “A lot of money” part……

5. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
-Does “Rockstar” energy drinks count as food?

6. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
-Face/eyes

7. FAVORITE WORD?
-“Progressing”

8. LEAST FAVE WORD?
-“Stagnant”

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
-“Love Me or Leave Me” by CAROLINE BLUE (Shameless Plug)

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
-Upstate NY,USA

11. COLLEGE YOU ATTEND:
-Uh…didn’t know I was attending one but…..

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE:
-I got a Virgin

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
-The one that has the stuff I need to buy….

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
-Big K baby!

15. YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
-More than a pair……

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
-Not in quite awhile……

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?
-I’m drawing a blank here…………….

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
-Hmmm…..

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
-Yesterday

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
-Subway/Cam’s.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?
-“I know you’re going around telling people that ***** is your son.”

22. WHO HAD THE LAST BABY IN YOUR FAMILY?
-Why do you want to know?

23. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
-at their place

24. CAN YOU COOK?
-Yes…as long as there’s a microwave nearby….

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
-one that needs to be replaced

26. BEST KISSER?:
-Kerr-bear!

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
-Not as distant as you may think

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
-It would be easier for me to make a list of foods I like

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
-My belief in myself

30. PROFESSION YOU WOULD HATE?
-Retail

31. DO YOU HAVE A SWEET-TOOTH?
-I think it fell out after that time period I was guzzling all that Mountain Dew….

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
-13/14 hours

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
-can’t think of one right now…..

34. CAN YOU SING?
-I do my best

35. FOR OR AGAINST CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?
-if the person is guilty, they should get what they deserve

36. NEXT KISS:
-not coming soon enough!

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
-haven’t done that in years…..

38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
-a fresh pair of underwear on

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
-Home

40. HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE?
-Not yet

41. ONE THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
-catch up with everything….

42. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
-a lover who can fight if he has to

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
-want to get a laptop eventually

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
-Sinbad/Eddie Murphy/many more……

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
-Nope

46. DID YOU PLAY WITH LEGOS?
-Yes….and I still have them somewhere………..

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
-My little buddy Winky

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
-They can, but you have to have a good foundation 1st……

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
-Check policeblotter.com

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
-Pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
-Not really. I drink cappuccino from time to time-but only from this one gas station. Everywhere else it sucks.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
-Scrambled

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
-I take it with a grain of salt.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
-Kerr-bear

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
-Sarah

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
-I can’t even remember the last time I had my phone on….

57. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
-foul smelling people….

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
-2

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
-a CAROLINE BLUE T-shirt…really….

60. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?:
-Still filling out this damn survey!

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
-Grape

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
-Yes….sometimes I can even keep the cue ball from flying off the table!

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
-Last I knew….

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
-soft vanilla

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
-as much as they like me…….

66. TELL A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?:
-I have a large set of coconuts

67. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
-either/or

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
-No

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
-Fall

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
-The last time I was talking

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
-I have no idea!

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
-Not having to deal w/ the damn humidity/allergies/bugs

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
-quite awhile ago…..

74. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
-Yes

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
-She’s a little cutie! 🙂

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
-Never met one…although…does Azriel Mordecai count? If so, then COOL!

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
-quite a lot!

78. BIRTHDATE?
-One of 365 days per year

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
-Read “WAYNE-The Book” to find out! Available where better products are sold…

80. HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
-No

81. HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?
-No, but I did see the porno movie version…

82. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
-if it’s done in your air conditioned living room

83. DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
-My Mom doesn’t even know how to turn a computer on…..

84. DO YOU WATCH AMERICAN IDOL?
-Not a chance

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
– I think I would crush it if I was

86. DO YOU HUNT?
-Just for time & my sanity

87. ARE YOU SMILING?
-Kinda/sorta

88. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
-Aren’t they a band?

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
-yeppers

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
-home

91. LAST TIME YOU SWAM IN A POOL?
-what seems like a lifetime ago….

92. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK?:
-only when the lights are off

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
I have a can of Orange Crush right next to me

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
-WWJ

95. EVER LICKED A BATTERY?
-Yes….Have to check the batteries in my wireless from time to time

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
-Not in quite awhile…

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
-What is that word…vacation……

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
-No

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
-No

100. WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN?
-The room that I’m at!

101. ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE
-Yes-and I do so every year

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
-yes and it sucks

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
-yes

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
-none

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?

-continue updating My Space stuff……

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3/12/2007-HIRED GUN-(Studio) on Bass w/ Tom Quick-Feb. 2007

Posted on May 12, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

-Yeah, I know-I’m a little late with this one….. better late than never right? Back in February, I went into Strangeland Audio studios in Phoenix,NY and played bass on 2 songs (“Tightrope” & “Breaking Out Tonight”) for Tom Quick. The singing/drumming was done by Tom and Scott Patnode did all the guitar work. If you want to hear the tracks, go to the Tom Quick My Space Page to check them out! If you want to make a comment, tell Tom I sent ya!

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2/13/2007-BIRTHDAY-Today’s My Birthday-See Me in My Birthday Suit!

Posted on February 13, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

-Well, today’s another birthday-I’m like 102 (via My Space) now? 🙂 . It’s going by too fast if you ask me! I want to thank everyone for leaving me birthday wishes on my comments. I’ll do my best to reply to you all but there’s so many! I truly appreciate it and want to wish everyone the best in life. BTW- here’s a pic of me in my “Birthday Suit” taken during a past CAROLINE BLUE photo shoot. No more selective tanning for me!(HA!) Actually, there were some mannequins around the studio and one thing lead to another…..Enjoy!

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2/2/2007-UPDATE-Delays in Replying / Adding Friends

Posted on February 2, 2007 by Wayne W. Johnson

-Hi everyone-just want to apologize for not replying to your emails/friend requests sooner. I’m been very busy and with CAROLINE BLUE playing out every weekend in February, it’s not going to let up anytime soon. In addition, I have a whole host of things that I have to deal with it. I will do my best to reply to the emails and friends requests ASAP. Thanks!

WWJ

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