8/17/2007-THINKING-Guy Facts

Are these True or False? Not sure on all of them, but it’s an entertaining read!

Guy Facts

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

TRUTH: when a guy calls you, he wants some pussy

When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…

TRUTH: when a guy is quiet he is high as a mofo and wants you to shut the fuck too

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong

TRUTH: when a guy stops arguing he again wants you to shut the fuck and drop that shit

When a guy says, “I’m fine, ” after a few minutes,
he means it

TRUTH: when a guy says “I’m fine”, it doesn’t matter if he is or isn’t, just SHUT THE FUCK UP

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do?

TRUTH: when a guy stares at you, he is wondering if your hot enough for him, or what the fuck is on your face

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest
he has the world

TRUTH: when your laying your head on a guy’s chest, he wishes you’d go a bit lower

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

when a guy calls you everyday, your not giving him enough pussy

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

TRUTH: when a good guy says he loves you, he -hey wait…good guy?

When a guy says he can’t live without you
he’s with you till your done

TRUTH: when a guy says he can’t live without you, it’s because he’s loser and cant get none no where else

When a guy says, “I miss you, ”
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

TRUTH: when a guy says he misses you, he’s horny

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

TRUTH: when a girl is quiet, she ain’t got shit to say

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

TRUTH: she is thinking of more shit to bring up, shit that happened like a month ago

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

TRUTH: when a chick looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering who you was fucking around with last night

When a girl answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

TRUTH: when a girl answers “I’m fine” after a few seconds, she is lying to you

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

TRUTH: when a girl stares at you, she is trying to see if you’re lying

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

TRUTH: when a girl lays her head on your chest, she is fucking tired as hell and you took up all the pillow with your fat ass head, or shit she’s drinked up and fitting to pass out

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

TRUTH: when a girl calls you everyday, she is dick whipped

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

TRUTH: when a girl wants to see you everyday, she is making sure you don’t fuck around with some other bitches, or she’s dick whipped

When a girl says, “I’ll love you forever, ”
she means it.

TRUTH: when a girl says “I’ll love you forever” she means until she finds some better

When a girl says that she can’t live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

TRUTH: when says she cant live without you, she is fucking overbearing or desperate

When a girl says, “I miss you, ”
no one in this world can miss you more than that

TRUTH: when a girl says she misses you, she is bored and needs more friends

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